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Drinking makes uninteresting people matter less and late at night, matter not at all.
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What's drinking? A mere pause from thinking!
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Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with, that it's compounding a felony.
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I feel bad for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
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When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvelous personality that started you drinking in the first place.
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Drinking makes the mind go sober.
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It's like gambling somehow. You go out for a night of drinking and you don't know where you're going to end up the next day. It could work out good or it could be disastrous. It's like the throw of the dice.
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I drink to make other people interesting.
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Drinking is a way of ending the day.
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It's solitary drinking that makes drunkards.
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Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.
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I've never understood people who just go out for one drink. Once I have one drink, I want all the drinks.
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Drinking coffee is like drinking an inverse yawn. I prefer mine with two spoonfuls of ?I?m listening.?
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Drinking intensifies all your pressures and your needs.
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You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning.
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There cannot be good living where there is no good drinking.
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The water was not fit to drink. To make it palatable, we had to add whisky. By diligent effort, I learned to like it.
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The point of drinking in moderation is that sometimes you don't drink in moderation.
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It's not the drinking to be blamed, but the excess.
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Drinking habits were very prevalent among men, and were not in any way disgraceful, unless excessive.
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I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.
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Drinking is an emotional thing. It joggles you out of the standardism of everyday life, out of everything being the same. It yanks you out of your body and your mind and throws you against the wall. I have the feeling that drinking is a form of suicide where you're allowed to return to life and begin all over the next day.
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In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.
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After the first glass, you see things as you wish they were. After the second, you see things as they are not. Finally, you see things as they really are, and that is the most horrible thing in the world.
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For art to exist, for any sort of aesthetic activity or perception to exist, a certain physiological precondition is indispensable: intoxication.
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Responsible Drinking? Now that's an Oxymoron.
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Drink moderately, for drunkenness neither keeps a secret, nor observes a promise.
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I must entreat you to be scrupulous in the use of strong liquors. One night's drunkenness may defeat the labours of forty days well employed.
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One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts.
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A drunk man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts.
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First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.
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What's drinking? A mere pause from thinking!
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A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world.
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The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're sober.
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Is the glass half full or half empty? It depends on whether you're pouring or drinking.
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They speak of my drinking, but never think of my thirst.
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The chief reason for drinking is the desire to behave in a certain way, and to be able to blame it on alcohol.
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I drink to make other people more interesting.
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It is well to remember that there are five reasons for drinking: the arrival of a friend, one's present or future thirst, the excellence of the wine, or any other reason.
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Drink the first. Sip the second slowly. Skip the third.
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Drink today, and drown all sorrow; You shall perhaps not do it tomorrow; Best, while you have it, use your breath; There is no drinking after death.
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Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
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The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.
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I know I should give up drinking; but I am not a quitter.
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Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness.
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Drink washes off the daub and discovers the man.
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Pouring out liquor is like burning books.
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I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.
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An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
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People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim.
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A man's true character comes out when he's drunk.
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Show me how you drink and I will tell you who you are.
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It’s just that I’d rather die of drink than of thirst.
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Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with that it's compounding a felony.
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Beer, if drank with moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit, and promotes health.
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That is the remarkable thing about drinking: it brings people together so quickly, but between night and morning it sets an interval again of years.
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He that drinks fast, pays slow.
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If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.
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When the wine is in, the wit is out.
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I don’t drink anymore, on the other hand I don’t drink any less either.
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When I drink, I think; and when I think, I drink.
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You cant buy HAPPINESS, but you can buy BEER. And that's pretty much the same thing!
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BEER doesn't make you fat, It makes you lean… against bars, tables, chairs, walls…
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Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable.
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The worse you are at thinking, the better you are at drinking.
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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
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Good people drink good beer.
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There comes a time in every woman's life when the only thing that helps is a glass of champagne.
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My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror.
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To good eating belongs good drinking.
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Water is the only drink for a wise man.
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I would not put a thief in my mouth to steal my brains.
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Don’t drink to get drunk. Drink to enjoy life.
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Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.
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A lady came up to me one day and said ‘Sir! You are drunk’, to which I replied ‘I am drunk today madam, and tomorrow I shall be sober but you will still be ugly.
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